Nuclear Tard

If you want to see how democracy lobotomizes us with the notion of egalitarianism and this turns us into narcissistic morons, look no further than this exciting tard tale about what could have been a grim accident. Remember, everyone is equal, and so instead of recognizing that someone is weaker, sicker, dumber, uglier, or less capable, you have to include everyone as equals!

This one comes to us from /r/TardTales:

> Be Me

> Go to a university with its own operational nuclear reactor.

> In town has a large population of morbidly retarded tards AND a nuclear reactor. What's the worst that could happen?

 

>They are giving us a tour of the nuclear reactor building

>Jeremy, a prominent tard, just happens to be on the tour with me as well.

>During the rare occasions where they let normal personnel into this place, they crank up the reactor to "max power" because it starts glowing blue and looks cool when they do that.

>Before they let us in to the room with the nuclear reactor in it, the lady gives us a long boring speech about all the things we aren't supposed to do such as touching anything, pressing buttons or running.

>Jeremy is jumping up and down about to piss himself with excitement

>They finally let us into the reactor room

>Not even 30 seconds later, disaster strikes

 

>Jeremy throws everything in his pocket down into the glowing reactor core.

>I didn't really see what all Jeremy threw but there were a few coins, some trash and a pencil down there.

>A (probably) graphite pencil

>IN a nuclear reactor

>There is a graphite pencil. In the nuclear reactor core.

>People in lab coats start panicking and yelling at each other

>Red lights start flashing

>Alarms start going off

>Anyone not doing anything of critical importance (everyone on the tour) gets immediately kicked out

>No one is allowed in there anymore unless they are supposed to be there (i.e. authorized personnel only)

Someday, people will back on this time and think that we were all retarded. Well, if anything is left.