The Internet is officially over

This showed up in my inbox this morning, reminding me that given enough time, civilization infests any good thing and turns it into the usual human behavior: rent-seeking, victim narrative, material over ideal type thinking:

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Similar offers have been seen for Digg, Reddit and Tumblr on other services.

It's all fake: when the news shows you what "the internet" is doing, they are showing you what is bought and paid for just like their own advertising.