Beware of unsteady metaphors

Yeah, about that... can you imagine the government having sex? These are the people who spawned the phrase "Good enough for government work" and make people cower even when they show up on missions of mercy. When was the last time any person of reasonable discernment thought more government involvement would improve a situation, if that involvement meant more than dumping money into a situation? We know what bureaucrats are good for... creating forms... and filling them in... and justifying them... and then breeding more bureaucrats and more forms. Can you imagine these people having sex, with you? It creeps me out just to try to visualize it.